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Poster:jolinarjackson
Date:2013-09-13 19:53
Subject:Fic: To Make Him Stop
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To Make Him Stop

Word Count: ~ 1.700
Summary: Jayne had never been one for fantasies where he could have the real thing.
Characters: Jayne Cobb, Simon Tam
Pairing: Jayne/Simon
Rating: R
Setting: sometime after Serenity
Contains: Slash, sexual situations
Author's Note: Sequel to Arrival, but there's no need to know it, really. This wouldn't leave me alone. The whole series, in fact, is not leaving me alone at the moment. I feel mighty inspired.
Beta: mcparrot beta'ed this for me, thank you!
Disclaimer: I’m not making money with this fanfic. The tv-show Firefly and the characters appearing within it belong to their producers and creators. Any similarities to living or dead persons are purely coincidental and not intended.

To Make Him Stop on my LJ

The prequel Arrival

Or read it in German here on my LJ


Icon created by queer_serenity

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Poster:fatal_scribbles
Date:2013-04-23 15:54
Subject:lost fic
Security:Public

I was wondering if anyone remembered a fic where, after the events of Ariel, Simon decides to seduce Jayne in order to ensure their safety on Serenity? I read it a long time ago, before I had delicious to bookmark my faves, and I would love to re-read it.

I remember Simon was very ambivalent towards Jayne- I think he enjoyed the physical aspects of sex, but not who he was with, and was frequently surprised by Jayne's gentleness in the bedroom. I think it followed both characters so you got both sides of the story, and Jayne was hurt and disgusted when he realised why Simon had suddenly taken an interest in him. I don't think it had a happy ending.

Jayne had been surprised at his luck, bedding someone as pretty as Simon, and couldn't understand why he kept coming back for more after having a bit of rough. He had started to fall for Simon, tentatively doing nice (misinterpreted) things for him and wanting to cuddle afterwards, whereas it was all Simon could do to keep a smile on his face whilst going through the motions. It was quite a heartbreaking fic tbh!

If no one knows what I mean but has read anything in a similar sort of vein, I'd love to have your recs!

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Poster:huya_requiem
Date:2013-02-26 13:47
Subject:Fic?
Security:Public
Mood: hopeful

I've been looking for this one fic I read about eight months ago here on LJ.  I can't remember what the main point was, except that there's this one scene where Jayne's read the signs wrong and he's kissing Simon, and Simon just goes limp and Jayne realizes something's screwy.  There's one line that goes something like "His breathing was all wrong, quick and shallow and way to fast and his eyes... his eyes were scared."  Does anybody know where this is?  Please?  Thanks!

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Poster:umblgumber
Date:2012-04-01 09:29
Subject:Looking for a fic
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I'm on a search for a paticular fic.

I only remember one scene.

Jayne is having a reaction to some medicine in a hospital and Simon has dealt with it before and forces the doctor to do what he says to try to save Jaynes life, at gun-point I believe.

Anyone know where I can find this one?

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2012-02-23 02:01
Subject:
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Thanks to Larian for the incredibly beautiful banner! I love it and it fits perfectly. :)

Thanks to Alexcat too for the wonderful beta and for teaching me how to use dots. :)

♥ to you both!!

(Click on the banner to get to the story)

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Poster:valenstyne
Date:2011-12-18 04:43
Subject:
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Title: Balance Of Power
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Simon/Jayne; past Jayne/other
Words: 150
Summary: Jayne, Simon, prostitutes, D/s dynamics. Some assembly required.
Disclaimer: Firefly does not belong to me; it’s all Joss and Mutant Enemy and FOX. No copyright infringement is intended.
Balance Of Power

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Poster:valenstyne
Date:2011-12-03 00:44
Subject:
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Title: Fancy Little Dresses

Author: valenstyne

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Firefly

Character(s)/Pairing(s): Simon/Jayne

Theme: 141. Ignited illusion.

Warnings: Crossdressing (do I need to warn for that?)

Words: 773

Summary: Simon is actually well aware that Jayne is not a girl. That’s sort of the point.

Firefly is Joss Whedon’s, not mine. No copyright infringement is intended.

A/N: For 500themes. Yes, I know a negligée is technically a nightgown, not a dress, but…semantics.


“God, what a picture you make,” Simon breathes, staring at Jayne with something like awe.

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-11-26 02:16
Subject:Title: All Sorts Of Complicated
Security:Public

Title: All Sorts Of Complicated
Author/Artist: anorienparker
Rating: G
Fandom:Firefly
Beta: The lovely alexcat
Pairing: Jayne/Simon
Theme: All sorts of complicated, #251 of 500themes
Words: 597
Genre/s: Fantasy, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Worksafe: Yes
Summary: Jayne gets a bit jealous.
Disclaimer/Claimer: </b>I own nothing. No money is being made by the creation of this work and no copyright infringement is intended.

Jayne fumed as Simon leaned over Mal. Mal’s hand reached around and grabbed the doctor’s arm, then he said something that made Simon laugh that sexy little laugh of his.Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-11-22 20:36
Subject:Their Own World
Security:Public

Title: Their Own World
Author: anorienparker
Beta: alexcat
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Simon/Jayne
Prompt: #50; Writers Choice: Explanations for 50scenes
Word Count: 938
Rating: NC17
Summary: Jayne wonders why Simon is with him.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.

It didn't make sense.Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-11-16 00:54
Subject:Guilt
Security:Public

Title: Guilt
Author: anorienparker
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Simon/Jayne, Book
Prompt: 03 Repent for 50scenes
Word Count: 734
Rating: NC17
Summary: Jayne feels the guilt of his betrayal on Ariel.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.
Jayne had the grace to look embarrassed as Book stared at him. The weight of his mistake had taken its toll on him. He looked tired and ashamed as their eyes met.Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-11-14 18:48
Subject:An Easy Enough Decision
Security:Public

Title: An Easy Enough Decision
Author: anorienparker
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Simon/Jayne
Prompt: #30, Writers Choice: Journal for 50scenes
Word Count: 1863
Rating: NC17
Summary: Jayne sneaks back to Serenity to read Simon’s Journal.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.

It was rare for Jayne to be on Serenity alone...Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-11-14 17:41
Subject:Big Damn Hero
Security:Public

Title: Big Damn Hero
Author: anorienparker
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Simon/Jayne
Prompt: 001. Hero for 50scenes
Word Count: 471
Rating: G
Summary: The real reason Jayne turned Simon and River in on Ariel.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong
to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.

He'd gotten stupid.Collapse )

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Poster:ptath03
Date:2011-11-06 00:00
Subject:Looking for fic
Security:Public
Mood: curious

Does anyone have a link or saved copy of a one-shot fic where Jayne ends up enlisting Simon's help to steal a gun he spots in a store window. Simon pretends to be an Alliance officer with the uniform he used to rescue River and confiscates the gun Jayne wants.

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Poster:davynn
Date:2011-10-14 17:13
Subject:Shelter 2/?
Security:Public
Mood: contemplative

Title: Shelter Ch. 2
Length: ~1000 words
Rating: PG
Warnings: Depression
Summary: Simon has to deal with the awkwardness between him and Jayne after the tub incident
A/N: Welps, after reading through the first chapter a few times I decided to throw out the Chinese dialogue. I just don't really think that I can pull that off so this chapter and the following ones will no longer have it. As always, open for suggestions and comments. I love to hear from you guys.


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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-10-13 00:39
Subject:Like You Always Said
Security:Public

Title: Like You Always Said
Author: anorienparker
Fandom: Firefly
Beta: The fantabulous alexcat
Characters: Simon/Jayne
Prompt: 011. Escape for 50scenes
Word Count: 2858
Rating: R
Summary: Jayne’s shuttle is captured by Reavers. He survives, with Simon’s help.
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.

And if he murders and tries to eats you, I don't want you to come back and haunt me.Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-10-13 00:26
Subject:Her
Security:Public

Title: Her
Author: anorienparker
Fandom: Firefly
Beta: The lovely alexcat
Characters: Simon/Jayne
Prompt: 009. Her for 50scenes
Word Count: 295
Rating: G
Summary: Jayne’s jealous of HER. So is Simon.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.

Her...Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-10-13 00:12
Subject:Don't Seem Right
Security:Public

Title: Don't Seem Right
Author: anorienparker
Fandom: Firefly
Beta The fantabulous alexcat
Characters: Simon/Jayne
Prompt: 002. Grave for 50scenes
Word Count: 591
Rating: G
Summary: Post-Serenity (movie), at the memorial site that contain Wash and Books’ remains.
Warnings: Takes place at the gravesite of Books and Wash; so sad!Fic
Disclaimer: Neither Simon nor Jayne belong to me, sadly, and no money was made from this.

I'm okay.Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-10-06 02:05
Subject:The Bravest Man I've Ever Met
Security:Public

Title: The Bravest Man I’ve Ever Met
Author/Artist: anorienparker
Beta: The lovely alexcat
Rating: NC17
Fandom:Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Jayne
Words: 1193
Genre/s: Fantasy, Romance
Summary: Jayne had a secret; one that he’d never shared with anyone. And he didn’t share it with Simon willingly either...it just happened.
Disclaimer/Claimer: I own nothing. No money is being made by the creation of this work and no copyright infringement is intended.

Didn't want you to see me like this...Collapse )

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Poster:anorienparker
Date:2011-10-03 18:02
Subject:Gorram Sun
Security:Public

Title: Gorram Sun
Author/Artist: anorienparker
Rating: G
Fandom:Firefly
Pairing: Jayne Cobb/Simon Tam
Beta: The lovely Alexcat
Words: 538
Genre/s: Romance
Summary: Ever since they’d decided to take a mini-vacation and stay planetside for a few weeks, Simon had started to absolutely love mornings.
Disclaimer/Claimer: I own nothing. No money is being made by the creation of this work and no copyright infringement is intended.

Gorram sun!Collapse )

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Poster:janis_and_co
Date:2011-10-01 11:50
Subject:REALLY??! Do tell!
Security:Public

Thought you guys may be interested in this http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/playboy-clubs-sean-maher-comes-240154

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